Internet is for Porn : Part 2!!!

Ah ah ah, aku takleh lupelah lagu Internet is for Porn ni pulak. Asyik dok bermain dlm pale otak aku. Sememangnye inilah yg dipanggil ear-worm. Aku buat aa research sket. Rupenye lagu ni jenis broadway musical, by Avenue Q!! Mmg original song! Yg kelakarnye, Avenue Q ni sumer lagu die pelik2 (tgk list lagu die), tak sesuai utk kanak2 berumur 12tahun ke bawah, dan diorang gune muppet. Korang leh bace review die kat sini.

Memandangkan ramai org request utk carik lirik lagu die ,aku nak post lirik lagu ni kat sini. Marilah kite nyanyi bersame2 ye kawan2~~Sing Along!!

Song: The Internet Is For Porn by Avenue Q
VidClip: World of Warcraft characters by Evilhoof & Flayed

KATE: The internet is really really great~
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait~
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE:Huh? There's always some new site~
TREKKIE: For porn!!
KATE: I browse all day and night~
TREKKIE: For porn!!
KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For porn!!!!
KATE: Trekkie!!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE:Trekkie!!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: What are you doing!?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born?Porn porn porn
KATE: Treee—kkie!

--bridge--

TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good

KATE: I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ---
KATE: You can research browse and shop
KATE: Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!
KATE: Trekkie!

--chorus--

TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
KATE:Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, your a pervert!! Normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet
TREKKIE: Ohhhh????
KATE: What?!
TREKKIE: You have no idea. Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That’s correct.
KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
KATE: EEEWWWWW!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, pornporn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!

[Thanks to Lirael939 & Onne for lyrics]

FUHH!! BLERGH~~