Some times ago...there was a scorpion, which tried to go across a big river. The scorpion asked a frog nearby,"Please carry me on your back to the other side of the river."
The frog said, "NO, you will sting my back for sure!"
The scorpion answered, "Don't worry. If I sting you, I'll drown."
The frog, no longer worried after he heard the scorpion, started across the river with the scorpion on his back.
But when they reached the halfway point, the scorpion stung the frog on his back. The suprised frog cried to the scorpion, "What did you do?? If I die, you'll drown!"
The scorpion said, "I know that."
"But I couldn't resist. Its my natural instinct."
So what is your natural instinct...?
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1. Kalu korang nak tgk spoof movie drpd member aku Yap, pasal Kisah Awek Petronas, tgk di sini <-- Kejap je buffer, jgn risau.
2. Lidah seekor zirafah dewasa ialah 17 inci panjang.
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OMG! that VC was a definite classic. hats off to YAP.
LOL...
oh my natural instinct is to just kill anyone who cross my path. ahahahahaa! (as if)...
pewit, amitabh bachan
lidah zirafah juge kaler purple
ahaha...mcm sial spoof...
suria, danial dan anonymous: hehehe, spoof tuh mmg mcm sial, tetapi lawak.
Entry kalinih juga merupakan cubaan aku utk mengupdate blog tetapi susah giler. Sbb tu tak tulis panjang2.
17 inci??? fuhhh
ehh lidah ke? aku ingatkan bende lain. hehehe
hahaha. lawak siut spoof tu.
(tenangkan jiwa)
natural instinct? bila bertemu bini...
ah, paham2 sendiri je lah. malas nak tulis.
emel la weh.
U dont have much choice. Hahah. Unless call Stimix. Knape blogger taleh masuk? Unless Malaysia pon nk ikut China step in banning Blogger.
Natural instinct? Just like that scorpion.
Spoof video tuh takleh dicopy (unless korang dpt save flash die). Tp mcm org tau jer spoof pasal aper, kecuali org yg bace blog aku.
rearrange: lazy tuh natural instinct org melayu muahhahaha.
iceroll: yer...LIDAH! bukan mende lain. Walaubagaimanapon, kalu ko nak tau mende lain nye panjang, aku leh try carikkan. mau?
sayuti: bila bertemu bini sbb dah kawin. Dulu mase blom kawin??? natural instinct nih yg ade sejak azali lagi...
dila: dah set email dah. tp buat mase nih nnt dulu lah update. Natural instinct suke menyengat? ke disengat? huhuhuh.
ah.. Lan, paham2 ajer lah. kalau sebut sebelum kawen, nanti yoda deting ngan rozie, tersipu2 pulak dia.
keh keh
sayut: ohh, baru aku tau aper org berkapel buat time deting. Terima kasih kerana mengajar saye yg inesen sayuti.
re-arrange: menarik gak idea ko tuh. buatlah buat. nak tgk guano outcome die nnt (tapi aku budget ko mesti malas maut punye).
aper orang kapel buat time deting lan?
aper2 saje.
p/s: aku masih tensi kerana susah nak create post baru. geram seyh ngan streamyx memain dengan connection aku skang.
Natural instinct:
1) Sex
2) Sex
3) Sex
4) Sex
5) Sex
6) Cite blue
7) 3GP yg pendek2 tuh
8) "Pusat Islam"
7) Pusat Cina
8) Dan lain2 yg bersangkutan dengannya.. (kecuali ebony dan ghey).
aku nak perfect date.tu bleh kira as natural instinct tak?
adi ramli: mau 3gp? datanglah ke rumah aku..nyeh2.
dewa lavau: tuh kire dream ko, bukan natural instinct. unless having a perfect date is very natural for u lah. slalu buat.
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